Feeding one baby is hard enough. But two? That’s like juggling chainsaws blindfolded—while riding a unicycle. But before you start eyeing those chainsaws (please don’t), let’s talk about how to feed your twins without losing your mind.
Tandem Feeding: Because You’re Not Made of Time
The magic word here is “tandem.” Feeding your twins at the same time is the only way to survive. Whether you’re breastfeeding, bottle-feeding, or using some combo of both, it’s all about efficiency. Here’s the hack: prop ‘em up! Use twin feeding pillows, boppies, or even strategically placed couch cushions to support the babies so you can handle both bottles or both boob situations without turning into a pretzel.
Know When to Switch to Formula
If breastfeeding both isn’t working out (and let’s face it, it’s no walk in the park), formula isn’t the enemy. One twin might take to it better, and that’s okay! Let go of the guilt. Your babies won’t remember how they were fed—only that they were fed.
Find Your Feeding Rhythm
Getting them on the same schedule will feel like climbing Everest with a backpack full of rocks, but trust me, it’s worth it. Whether one wakes, they both eat. Whether one cries, you feed them both. This way, you can actually grab a few minutes of sleep between feedings instead of being a 24/7 diner.
Multi-task Like a Boss
If you’re bottle-feeding, here’s a pro tip: get yourself a hands-free bottle system or learn to master the art of the elbow-hold. It’s a real move. Your arms will thank you, and you’ll still have one hand free for scrolling Instagram or, you know, keeping your sanity.
